RandomListening more closely to the dialog in Scrubs, I've observed that Dr. Kelso always addresses the people around him with:
I just have to use that in my projects:
You, random nurse.
Hey you, random Project Manager. Go buy some snacks...
Don't let the door...Watching the movie Knocked Up, which isn't really an outstanding movie (except for the very hot leading actress), I learnt a great phase to annoy men who think they are very macho and manly:
Don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out.This is a wonderful and efficient way to provoke someone, if you find that they deserve it!