Behind Blue Es
Since everyone and his mother is beating down on Internet Explorer, I thought I’d express things from IE’s own perspective:
No one knows what it’s like
To be the bad browser
To be the sad browser
Behind blue EsNo one knows what it’s like
To be hated
To be fated
To telling only liesBut my dreams
They aren’t as:empty
As my rendering seems to beI have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That’s never freeNo one knows what it’s like
To feel these feelings
Like I do
And I blame youNo one bites back as hard
On their anger
None of my pain and woe
Can show through (hasLayoutissues?)But my dreams
They aren’t as:empty
As my rendering seems to beI have add-ons, only properiatary
My love is vengeance
That’s never freeWhen my CSS display clenches, crack it open
Before I drown it in my invisible-content pool
When I do right, tell me some bad news
Before I laugh and act like a proper toolIf I swallow anything evil
Put your finger down my throat
If I shiver, please give me a blanket
Keep me warm, let me wear your coatNo one knows what it’s like
To be the bad browser
To be the sad browser
Behind blue Es
Original lyrics by The Who: Behind Blue Eyes
IE logo with pins graciously borrowed from Make Your Own Internet Explorer Voodoo Doll – A Step by Step Guide, originally from Teresa’s DeviantArt forum post.
12 Comments/Reactions
October 15th, 2008 at 16:15
Very touching indeed. Thank you for making me see things from an entirely different perspective.
October 15th, 2008 at 21:16
You have too much free time …
October 15th, 2008 at 21:29
Too cute Robert!
October 15th, 2008 at 22:03
You sick bastard Robert…
Beard plucking, ode’s to IE, and pictures of toys. I’m starting to see a pattern that involves a new hedonistic lifestyle. You are IE, aren’t you?
[signed Walks on Me Knuckles 2 Work]
October 15th, 2008 at 23:37
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October 16th, 2008 at 2:44
Hahaha…den var bra
October 16th, 2008 at 9:23
Glad you liked it, guys!
Steven,
Well, I can’t just write tutorials or rants, I try, and need to, be as versatile as possible with blogging, both for your sake and mine.
But no, I’m not IE.
October 16th, 2008 at 11:23
Ha! That’s great. Poor IE… (well, he brought us pain too, so maybe he deserves this)
October 16th, 2008 at 11:54
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October 16th, 2008 at 15:44
Lovely!!!
November 1st, 2008 at 12:42
Very funny
November 1st, 2008 at 19:48
Thanks guys!
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