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My blog

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Celebrities who died in 2010

This might seem a bit morbid, but looking back at the year I usually also remember famous people that I have come across through their work in some kind, who have passed away during this year.


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Ronnie James Dio

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Corey Haim

Childhood actor who I saw in lots of movies when I was young and who was in, amongst other movies, The Lost Boys.

Dennis Hopper

A great actor starring in classics such as Easy Rider and Acopalypse.

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John Forsythe

People who grew up during the 80s most likely saw Dynasty, and remember his role there.

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Best known for writing and directing the The Pink Panther movies with Peter Sellers.

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Thank you everyone for 2010, and here's for a great 2011. See you in the future.

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iPhone 4

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World Cup

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The Dice Man

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Being back

So, that was that I wanted to get off my chest (and probably tons of things that I missed). I sincerely hope you had a great summer, and I look forward to writing for you again, and I hope to get the chance to meet as many as possible of you in real life as well.

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We got into the venue, c-base (in German), which is the most, eh, different place I've ever talked/attended a conference at. I'll give you a little quote from Wikipedia about c-base to give you a hint:


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Google releasing Google Chrome

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My brother getting married!

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A picture of my brother Martin getting married

Happenings, Cheap DESYREL, reflections and change of paths

Some reflections and mentioning a few decisions I made:

Geek Meet

December 4th, Geek Meet had a staggering amount of 150 people attending Geek Meet with Chris Heilmann - I'm really happy and proud to see how the event has taken off.

I also had the opportunity to show Stockholm to Chris and get to know him a little better - I think we had a special moment, but I'll let you judge for yourselves :-) :

A picture of me and Chris

For some unknown reason, australia, uk, us, usa, Tim and Chris got into some groin-touching fixation, so I just helped documenting it... :-)

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JavaScript articles

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General JavaScript posts

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Firefox extensions

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A picture of the Inline Code Finder panel for Firebug

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The interest in GMDesk, though, has been overwhelming (which also resulted in a visitor record), so I hope people who downloaded it have use for it, and at the same time I feel a bit saddened that I couldn't make it out to be all that I wanted.

People who died in 2008

Perhaps a bit morbid, but I have a strange fascination with knowing which well-known people passed away in the year that went. Some noteworthy names for 2008 are:


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On a personal level

In the spring of 2008, I lost my grandfather. I would just like to express my sadness for him leaving us, and for anyone else who have lost a loved one - life can be extremely cruel.

Thank you!

Thank you everyone for reading, for being there for me, for helping me out when I constantly harass you. I love writing, and I hope you love reading.

Thank you for 2008 and Happy New Year.

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I now own an iPhone and must reconsider what I wrote in iPhone letdowns. First, I must say that the iPhone has revolutionized my sex life. It has made me come harder than ever before. And, sometimes when I get into the mood, I use the fantastic app iRectum, turn on the vibrating and ask my friends to call, for the ultimate pleasure. Some people have complained about the pricing model, but personally I had no problem selling both my kids to be able to experience such a fantastic interface! And, oh, the camera! Sure, it might take blurry pictures, but, honestly, don't we all feel out of focus from time to time? Besides, photography and grainy quality reminds me of my fond days as a crack whore in Berlin... Also, for those who haven't tried it yet, I strongly recommend the service RapeMe to be sure of where all your savings go, while presenting your "photos" to all your friends - please remember, love is blind.

 

Disclaimer: I don't really own an iPhone. I do think it's a pretty good product, although it lacks some features. Perhaps I'll get one one day.
This post is rather targeted at the ridiculously biased and uncritical reviews and blog posts I read this summer about the iPhone 3G. If my harsh language has offended anyone, accept my apologies.

Going sailing

From September last year till this summer, I was working on a project which demanded some extra time and efforts, especially at the end before launch (which doesn't), and the customer was nice enough to treat us to a reward trip for our success; basically, for doing what we're paid to do in the first place. :-)

The plan

Anyway, I really appreciate grateful customers, so naturally I agreed to go on the trip. We were about 20 persons going on this trip (I think), and the plan was to have two sailing boats and do some match racing in the Swedish archipelago, to our destination Sandhamn. With me on my boat was two colleagues who I like very much: Visar Ulaj and Clark Kent (aka Jonatan Larsson), who joined the projects for the last couple of months. A picture of two sailing boats Unfortunately, though, there was no wind. No wind at all. And then it started raining. We made a lunch stop and watched the Olympics in our sailing boat, drinking beer and generally having a good time. After lunch, the clouds actually started to disperse, but still, no wind.

Good sports

With us being good sports, this naturally meant mocking the people in the other boat, their instructor and each other. While drinking more beer, of course. :-) Jonatan constantly bugged the instructor to get to steer the boat, and was indeed very proud when he could do it with a certain "technique". His words and the sight of it still echoes in my head:

Look, no hands!

Luckily, Visar (arm on the left) quickly showed him that that's not an acceptable behavior: A picture of Jonatan with a knife to his throat

The storm

After some hours getting literally nowhere, the sky once again darkened. And this time, it blew up to a storm, in the exact direction we were going! Soon the rain was pouring down and lightning started to strike down closer and closer to the boat. Throughout the thunder and increasing wind we could hear the skipper cry out:

Whatever you do, don't hold on to any metal!

He told Jonatan to steer with just one hand now, in case the lightning actually did hit us, and trust me, Jonatan didn't seem at all interested in the no-hands method now... We counted seconds between the visual of the lightning and the roar of thunder, and it got so much closer in such a short time that we eventually had to cancel the race, and sail of in another direction, and consequently run by engine instead.

Reaching Sandhamn

When we reached Sandhamn we were all drenched, even through our rain clothes, and for some reason the crotch area seemed to be the weak part in our set of rain protection pants. A big group of men walking of a sailing boat in the harbor with wet crotches isn't really the kind of entrance one wants to do... After that, though, we had a great evening with jacuzzi baths, a great dinner and lots of fun events. During dinner, at one time I laughed so hard I thought I'd stop breathing, so if a good laugh prolongs life, I'm sure to become a lot older than those yogurt fetishists in the Kazakhstani mountains. One of my other favorite happenings during the evening was when one of the guys in the team got rather, eh, ingenious, and was going on like crazy: disliking the DJ's songs, the apparently lame crowd and other assorted things. He wasn't violent at all, just upset that he didn't get to do all the proper dancing he wanted to.

Parent instincts

Me and a guy named Peter shared room, and he had this idea to drink about a gallon of water before going to bed, to avoid feeling ill the next day. I went to bed and feel asleep, very tired and fairly drunk. After having been asleep for just a short amount of time, I heard someone running into the bathroom. My father instincts kicked in right away, and I got under the impression that it was my oldest daughter Emilia, 4 years old, in the bathroom. To make sure everything was ok with her, I jumped out of bed, yelled "Emilia", and ran to the bathroom door and pulled the handle. As soon the door started to opening, it was jerked closed again rather curtly, and I heard a groan from a very deep voice in there.

Man, Emilia has gotten a very dark voice

I thought, and slowly it dawned on me. It wasn't Emilia at all, it was Peter in there... I withdrew very quickly and quietly to my bad, and didn't say a word when Peter got out again. After that, Peter went to the bathroom at least once every half hour, since his body had decided he needed to pie out that gallon of water before sunlight.

The morning after

We were awaken in a nice harmonic way: garbage trucks backing up and emptying dumpsters with glass bottles. Hallelujah! Apparently some of the people living on the other side of the hotel were instead awakened by cannon shots, so I guess we can call it a draw. I had decided to get up in time to get some hotel breakfast before the trip back home again, and, lo and behold, I was actually the last person to get to the restaurant. Either all the other people have great stamina or they just don't live as hard as I do. :-) A picture of Peter, my room mate

The day after: A picture of Peter, my room mate. He was a bit quiet all day... :-)

The end

At 11.30 we started our journey home, and that was the end of the trip. If anyone's interested, I've published pictures from the Sandhamn sailing trip (unfortunately none from the storm, for obvious reasons).

Nyman rides again

I'm back. :-) A picture of a bumblebee Not sure why I have to make riding references as soon as I start blogging after a break, but hey, it works, right? :-) I hope all of you have had a great last three months; I sure know I have! First I thought I'd mention some brief things which have happened in the web world, and then go on to stuff in the real world.

Happenings in the web world

Opera Web Standards Curriculum

A very good friend of mine, Chris Mills, is behind a very ambitious project called the Opera Web Standards Curriculum, which aims at delivering lots and lots of education about web standards and recommended approaches. A quick Google search for "What are web standards" would reveal that yours truly is the first blogger on the list with my article What Are Web Standards? A Comprehensive Explanation Of What Is Comprised In The Term. So why the hell wasn't I asked? Instead they asked people like some Swedish has-been in Gothenburg called Ranger, or something. ;-) To tell you the truth, Chris has asked me for years now to contribute to different things, and he still does, but there's always something that gets in the way for me (or, I'm just playing really hard to get). I think this is a great initiative, and something which I have thought about creating myself from time to time. Therefore, I'd like to wish the Opera Web Standards Curriculum the best of luck, and I agree a 100% with Chris that is about education, education and more education! On the topic of Chris, he just followed this up with having a daughter. Congratulations!

Bruce Lawson

Another friend, Bruce Lawson, has joined Opera as a Web Evangelist, and looking at the Web Evangelist job description it looks like one hell of a job I'd love to have. Personally, I think I'd have a hard time working for a company where I'm not a big fan of their product (mostly the desktop web browser), but hey, for such a work life, maybe I can be flexible. :-) Good luck Bruce, and congratulations to landing a top job! And, talking about Bruce, his take on the iPhone is spot-on!. I'll write about my opinions pretty soon, but for now, read this and read it carefully:

I mean, 2 meg camera with no video? Only 16 Gig of music? Can’t take the battery out? No bluetooth headphones as standard? Lock-in to one carrier? How much?!?!

Firefox download day

With the release of Firefox 3, they organized an event called Firefox download day to reach "the most software downloaded in 24 hours". Previously to this there was no existing record to beat, but hey, they set a record. :-) Either way, I know it's a publicity stunt, and anything that can take the focus away from Internet Explorer, I support.

Google Knol

Google launched Knol, which is basically their own version of Wikipedia. Knol offers people the option to take credit for their work, which might motivate some people, and also to comment on articles. Personally I'm not a big fan of the comment thing, and my gut instinct tells me that I'd rather see Wikipedia with their massive following doing this, than Google owning this information too.

SD card prices

Ok, maybe this isn't news, but buying new SD cards for my digital camera, I realized that the prizes are ridiculously low! When you can get a 1 GB card for about $10, you know that storage size will not be a problem for a long long time.

Facebook status updates

Logging in to Facebook and seeing the updates from my contacts, one persons actions caught my attention. It basically went like this within a couple of hours:

[Person] is now married.

[Person] is now on a honeymoon.

[Person] is now a fan of Jamie Oliver.

WTF happened there? The first two are cute, but unless Jamie Oliver popped into your hotel room in Bora Bora (or wherever you are) and cooked a fabulous meal and/or joined you for a threesome, the honeymoon is not a time when to become a fan of a chef.

Things from the real world

Watching Dexter

Each summer when I'm on a break, and when the kids are asleep, I usually take the time to watch through some TV series I haven't had the time to watch. This summer the turn had come to Dexter. So far I've only seen five episodes of the first season, but I quite like it. His dry sense of humor when he doesn't understand mankind whatsoever is hilarious! :-)

Fredrika's panties

Don't fret, this won't be as bad as you think. :-) But, the thing is, when doing laundry for the entire family, I have a real hard time telling which panties belong to Fredrika, and which belong to my four-year old daughter Emilia. Size-wise it's almost impossible to tell, and then it should be said that Fredrika's panties nowadays are generally a bit bigger than the Victoria's Secret thongs she always wore when she first snagged me...

Student entering real life

In one of the major Swedish newspapers, they interviewed students on the brink of entering work life, and asked about their expectations, plans and hopes. One thing which caught my attention was the question "Do you think your education has prepared your for a working life", where one of them replied:

Sure, how hard can it be?

I'm not sure if he just wanted to make a comical point, or if he's just over-positive, but please, let me tell you: in the real word, where you have real deadlines, almost everything is about money and cost and you will, not might, sell out on your principles, sooner or later. Let's talk when you have worked for a decade or so, ok? A picture of me in the water

Radovan Karadžić

Radovan Karadžić was arrested and brought to the Hague to the International Criminal Tribunal. I'm not going to go into politics or history here, but the fact that it took over ten years for them to find him, while he was living and working in Belgrade, was described wonderfully by a German columnist:

I can see why they had such a hard time finding him; I mean, he had grown a beard and changed his name.

Ant invasion

During the summer, there were some very tense days, pretty much like the Cuban Missile Crisis, where you could cut through the tension in the air with a knife in our house. The reason? An ant invasion, where the ants formed a trail from the back door to the kitchen. Luckily, they decided to retreat and order has returned to the kingdom.

McDonald's vs. Max

A big sport event was to take place in a mid-sized city in Sweden, and one of the main sponsors were McDonald's. All fine and well, except for the fact that McDonald's demanded that their main fast food competitor in Sweden, Max, should shut down entirely during the event. Naturally, Max said: "Hell no!" and instead of being reasonable about it, the event was moved to another city. Go Max! I mean, really, we have free market competition in this country!

Floss refill

Why do my floss refill bags come packaged in paper that looks just like the ones I get meat in at the supermarket? Hell, I want floss, not something which looks like I bought a fresh finger for lunch.

Computer-free time

This summer I took four consecutive weeks away from the computer, and let me tell you, those were the best weeks in my life in a long, long time. The calm and serenity which comes over you is fantastic, and with me having 11 intensive months per year in front of the computer, I sincerely need this to get perspective and balance. A picture of a jetty That being said, I actually had a tingling feeling the day I started using the computer again, about a week ago, and soon you get involved in the same things again (for better and for worse). Some things I love getting back to, while others awaken that feeling, that need, to persuade and convince people about meaningless matters. It's best described with this: A picture of a comic depicting Internet usage and about how someone else can be 'wrong' on the Internet

The Olympic Games

In the Olympic Games in Beijing, Sweden failed to get even one single gold medal. Favorites and hopes fell through, one after one. Some were close to delivering, while others were complete failures. Sweden not getting a gold medal in the summer games only happened once before in the 20th century, in Seoul in 1988. A picture of me making a smash in volleyball I guess we can comfort us with having the oldest gold medalist of all times, Oscar Swahn, who took a gold medal at the age of 64. The "sport"? Running deer, single-shot on. Nowadays we just call that "old drunk men in chequered shirts go into the woods and shoot shit", and it's definitely not a sport anymore.

Bondage goat zombie

Ok, off topic from basically everything here, but Bondage goat zombie must be one of the freakiest song titles I've heard in a long time.

Football sissies

Watching Euro2008, I soon realized that most football (soccer) players are sissies, at least compared to other sports. They fake being hurt or touched all the time in such extravagant ways it sickens me. And where's the stamina? In the Olympic Games, the Swedish double team played a game which took almost five hours (!), and the next day they had to play the final. In Euro2008, they had to rest at least three days between each game, and then almost a week before the final. Top athletes, really?

When to not play the guitar

For those who don't know it, I play the guitar. In July, I was attending a party out in the archipelago, and at about three in the morning, out of nowhere, we got access to an acoustic guitar. And let me give an advice: if you're piss drunk, do not start with Stairway to Heaven. Also, if you're piss drunk, but you can still hear it's awful, it is beyond-kill-me-now bad.

Redesign

For those of you following me solely in your favorite feed reader, please take a moment to visit robertnyman.com. I've redesigned it and I'm quite happy with the results! :-) I remember, a long time ago, I showed a brief design suggestion I'd created for another web site to Phil Sherry, and his response was a bit like this:

Don't you think you and your visitors are above using a default filter in Photoshop?

Therefore, I do hope that everyone likes the new design and doesn't see it as an insult. :-) Also, Isac, you're completely right: black is indeed the new black. :-)

Rob is back!

So, Nyman's back. Are you glad to have me? Can I get a hell yeah (or heaven yeah, if that suits you better)?

 

(Oh, please, don't let this be a no-comments post :-) )

Summer break

After a spring filled with varying degrees of turmoil, summer is finally here. And with that, my friends, comes my break from development, blogging and any other computer-related activity. The next three months, June, July and August, I'm going to spend full-time with my wonderful daughters Emilia (turning 4 in August) and Filippa (a year and a half old). Except for having the fantastic opportunity to take the time to do such a thing, it is also great for me personally to get some balance and perspective about what's important in life. A picture of Emilia and Filippa

Circumstances

People passing away

Within the first three months this year, two persons I really liked passed away, and with that at the back of my mind, I can see no better way to spend my life than with my loved ones, cherishing life as much as I can.

Work

I don't want to go into details, but certain things at work has made me lose the lust for the moment, hence a break is so very well needed. My hope is that I'll come back more motivated this fall, and that some factors have changed a little. Only time can tell.

Blogging

To be honest, I've been quite pleased with my blogging these last months. Bringing up interesting topics and good discussions, and it just goes to tell how important blogging is to me. Please go through the Archives of all posts to find out more. While I'm happy with almost everyone of them, I'd personally say that, for now, my favorite blog posts and code releases this year are:

Jaded and tired

As most of you know, I've put a lot of work into DOMAssistant. I'll be completely honest and say that that has left me with three general feelings:
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  • I am bitter (true honesty now, right?) that if someone like John Resig would have released it, it would've had about 500 000 downloads by now (and no hard feelings about John, he's a true genius and a nice bloke; what I mean here is rather getting the exposure, PR etc).
I've made a couple of comments because of that last bullet, which I don't really like, since I'm normally all about people's free will and being friends with everyone, so turning into a jealous developer is not something I'm proud of. Don't worry. that's gone now, for sure. A picture of Filippa, covering her face My blogging and constructive coding as of lately, though, especially releasing dLite, made me get my passion back in regards to developing because it's FUN! :-)

Being at home

Writing this, I have actually had two weeks at home with the kids already. I've kept on blogging and releasing things, since there were a number of ideas and code I wanted to get off my chest before my leave; and since I refuse to use the computer when anyone else in the family is awake, it has been quite a few long nights as of lately. I am currently the poster boy for sleep deprivation... :-) During these two last weeks I've learned that, when being out on excursions with the daughters, as soon as we say hi to a complete stranger, wave to someone driving by or something similar, the conversation with Emilia (the oldest) almost always goes like this:

- Dad, what's his name?
- I'm sorry honey, I have no idea. - I'll ask mom; she knows.

If mom indeed does know the name of every man stranger where we live, I think mom and I need to have a little talk... ;-)

Learning to say your own name

Filippa's vocabulary has just exploded, and one of the things she's struggling hard to learn is saying her own name. For some time it was just "'pa", but now it has evolved into "pippa". Cute, but the problem is that "pippa" is the Swedish slang for "shag", so it's a bit interesting when she walks up to people, points to herself and says: "PIPPA"... Man, I sure hope that behavior wears off before she becomes a teenager...

Spending time with Fredrika

Fredrika is working full time now, but I do hope that we also get to spend some time together this summer: A picture of Fredrika with a monkey on her shoulder Yes, Fredrika's an amazon, and I'm a monkey. Really.

Till September

Since I won't be publishing any more blog posts during the summer, if you want to reach me, I'll be reading blog comments and e-mail for a couple more days, but after that, consider me unreachable till September. To be sure when I'm back again, please subscribe to my RSS feed. Also, let me appreciate my gratitude to you for reading. You mean a lot to me, really! Read through the Archives if you like my writing style and topics, and also, if you're interested, please try out some of my latest code:

Have a great summer!

Ok, time to stop rambling, and move on to a computer-free living! Have a great summer! A picture of me leaning against a palm tree, drinking out of a coconut

Memory – an Adobe AIR application

For some time, I've wanted to play around with Adobe AIR and see what it's like. I'm also a sucker for very simple, yet addictive, games, so now was the time! Actually, this all happened because of two reasons:
  • I was playing regular Memory with my oldest daughter, and being a lazy bastard, I found it to be hard work to turn back the cards when I/she was wrong, and to get them in a good random order for each play.
  • I wanted to learn how to develop with Adobe AIR, and see what I could do with it.
The result of this is the Adobe AIR Memory game! I had quite a good time developing this, and adding things like a timer, keyboard support for choosing a card and different games (i.e. different card themes: Travel and Barbapapa so far) didn't make things less fun! If you haven't installed Adobe AIR yet, just download the latest version of Adobe AIR, install it and you're good to go! Then download Memory 0.5 0.6 and play till the fingers bleed! PS. Naturally, there's a boss mode as well, so if you need to hide the application fast, just press "B" and it will minimize itself. :-) DS.

Port ASP.NET features to Ruby on Rails

Now there's a plugin available to get the best features of ASP.NET into Ruby on Rails. Missing some of the core and strong ASP.NET functionality when you're working with Ruby on Rails? Fret not, an old ASP.NET developer has ported some of the cream of the crop in a plugin. Read all about it in Acts as ASP.NET (a Ruby on Rails Plugin) PS. Yeah, yeah, I know this somewhat akin to kicking someone lying down. But hell, it was too funny to give it a miss! :-) Many thanks to Morgan Roderick (in Danish) for the tip! DS.

Favorite terms about web developers

A casual gray Friday like this, I was thinking about the best terms about web developers I've heard. Some of my favorites are:
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  • MS Luftwaffe
  • Java Jockey
And, the number one favorite: HTML Whore! Which ones do you like? Local language versions welcome, if you provide a translation. :-)

Microsoft will use Gecko layout engine in IE 8

When I read the news this morning, it blew my mind! Microsoft will use the Gecko layout engine for IE 8. Chris Wilson, IE Team Lead, says:

We have had extensive discussions about this internally, and the conclusion is to follow our motto, "don't break the web". As a result, we analyzed the other web browser vendor's rendering engines, and our choice at the end of the day fell on using Gecko for Internet Explorer 8.

It has consistently proven its excellence both in a cross-platform manner and having already been successfully incorporated in a number of web browsers. Therefore, Microsoft will take part in the work to continually improve Gecko and at the same time be able to offer Internet Explorer on all major platforms (Windows, Mac OS X and Linux distributions).

He also, somewhat surprisingly, stated:

We have followed Mr. Nyman's writings for quite some time now, and while his opinions about Microsoft have seen harsh at a first glance, his takes have always been right at the core of our problems. We thank him for his professional reflections, and hope that we can continue to work together to create a better web browser experience for end users.

 

PS. Happy April 1st! :-) DS.

What’s in a haircut?

I've always liked hair. Beautiful hair makes people look fantastic, and I think more personality is conveyed through hair than we think. My oldest daughter, Emilia, three and a half years old, have only gotten somewhat crude haircuts from a local hairdresser, or Fredrika just cutting the necessary parts. So, yesterday it was time for her to go to a real professional hairdresser downtown Stockholm. It was a major excursion, just her and her grandmother/my mother-in-law, who had a day out with riding buses, subways and walking around in the city. Great fun for her. When her hair was cut, they braided the cut-off part and put it in a bag for her to take home, and she got some pretty hair clips.

But...? She looks like...

All fine and well, and definitely what was best for hair, since it had gotten quite worn. We like her to have long hair, and she likes it too, so she's a very pretty little girl with long blond hair. Unfortunately I got home a bit late from work yesterday and she was asleep then, so I never got to see what her new hairdo was like. You have no idea how surprised I was this morning when I looked at her, and she looked just like... my mother-in-law! I mean, I completely understand that they had to curt it shorter, but not this short! It's an old-lady haircut; you know, fairly short hair, with very short and straight bangs. I was appalled! Why would you want a three-year old to look like a 60-year old woman? Anyway, she was just so proud of her new haircut, so that makes it a little better. I guess we just have to wait for it to grow out, and next time, I will take her to the hairdresser. So, if you see me walking around with something that looks like a real tiny old lady, it's probably just me and my daughter going for a walk...

Customer care, the hard way

The other night we had a company meeting outlining our new organization. Our CEO presented a chart over our organization with all different parts, to show us what company structure we aim to evolve into. Taking a closer look, though, I discovered this interesting part:

Customer care (S & M)

Really? Personally I think it's a great depiction of that customer care is all about, but not really the most suitable abbreviation, right? :-) Apparently it stands for Sales & Marketing, but at least for me, that wasn't the first association. They'll probably change this soon... However, after that in one of the presentations they were describing customer relations, and how important it is to distinguish the pleasure/pain factor. Are you kidding me?! With what was mentioned above, I'm starting to see a worrying pattern here... :-)

In the line of fire

I just felt a bit too restrained with Twitter last night to describe what actually went down. So, this will be too personal and perhaps too graphic. Consider yourselves warned... :-)

The scene

Imagine last night about eleven in the evening. Our bathroom downstairs consists of a toilet, a bath tub with shower and then an inner room, with washing machine and a table for changing diapers. It has a door that you can close, so no one in the actual bathroom will see you, and vice versa.

Prologue

After a weekend with the family and running around playing with kids, I thought I'd let myself have some quiet time in the bathroom. Meaning, sitting down, doing no. 2 and winding down before yet another week in the mines at work. I just started doing my business, when Fredrika knocks on the door and says that she has to come in and change diaper on our youngest (currently sleeping) daughter Filippa, 15-months old. Somewhat annoyed by being disturbed, I understand that this has to happen. While Fredrika and I aren't shy of each other, we haven't gotten to that stage in our relation that we can have a shit while the other person is in the same room (and I hope we never reach that either). So, feeling a bit awkward, I tell her that she can come in, walk straight through to the inner room and close the door. That way I can finish up, wipe myself and get the hell out of there. The door opens and...

The event

Fredrika comes into the room with Filippa in her arms. She has just woken up, and out of nowhere she starts to vomit; like, projectile-style. She throws up all over me, sitting there on the toilet. Fredrika hurries her into the bath tub so she can spew whatever needs to come out, and then use the shower to clean her. Perfectly normal situation with a kind. except... There I am, still sitting on the toilet with shit in my ass and vomit all over me. And I don't really want to start wiping myself either while Fredrika is still in there. It would just feel... nasty. So, my only option is to sit there in that lovely odor that throw up gives away, still with the need to use some toilet paper to become decent; looking on to how things progress with poor Filippa.

Epilogue

Filippa was throwing up some more times during the night, but today she actually seems to feel well; she even has an appetite now! Apparently she burped up something at lunch today, but since she ran away from Fredrika, laughing, when she tried to change her shirt, I think things are just fine. :-)

A CSS class hero

I thought I'd share a web developer's rendition of Working Class Hero.

As soon as you're born they make you feel <small>,
By giving you no time to deliver it all,
Till the pain is so big you feel nothing at all (*whispering* IE....),

A CSS class hero is something to be,
A CSS class hero is something to be.

They hurt you at work and they spam you because you know your tools,
They hate you if you're clever although they're really the fools,
Till you're so fucking crazy you can't specify your rules,

A CSS class hero is something to be,
A CSS class hero is something to be.

When they've tortured and scared you for twenty odd years,
Then they expect you to end your career,
When you can't really function you're so full of fear,

A CSS class hero is something to be,
A CSS class hero is something to be.

Keep you doped with DOCTYPES, meta tags and decrees,
And you think you're so clever and cross-platform and free,
But you're still a fucking developer as far as they can see,

A CSS class hero is something to be,
A CSS class hero is something to be.

There's room at the top they are telling you still,
But first you must learn how to smile as you blow Bill,
If you want to be like the folks on the hill,

A CSS class hero is something to be.
A CSS class hero is something to be.
If you want to be a hero well just follow me,
If you want to be a hero well just follow me.

Are you a stealth coder?

Ever felt that whatever you do, it doesn't matter? No one notices your work, knows what you do or even knows your name. Then, my friend, you're a stealth coder. Being a stealth coder is something akin to being a Systems Administrator. As long as everything works, no one credits or cares about what you do, but if something goes wrong, you're scape goat number one. And if you then fix whatever problem there was, you immediately go back to being invisible to mere mortals again. Stealth coders come from a long line of ninjas, and has carried on that tradition with proudness and a high head. It's not the fame or recognition you do it for, it's for the work itself. You place a lot more value in doing your trade as best as humanly possible and take only comfort in sheer quality. You know this applies to you, right? Everybody, stand up, join hands and say:

I'm a stealth coder and I'm proud of it.

For those of you who want to be able to connect with your peers or express your pride in your own personal (never visited) web site, I've created a button for you to display. But remember, if you place this button in your web site, you may not, under any circumstances, link back here, since it would go against the very nature of being a stealth coder. A stealtch coder button depicting a ninja

No sun in Sweden

Swedish weather tracking company SMHI has released the measured hours of sunlight during December for different parts of Sweden. What this means is the actual time you can see the sun and it's not obstructed by clouds and a heavy overcast. One place called Växjö had only 20 minutes of sun during the whole of December! That is 0,045% of that entire month! Luleå had one hour of sun, but it's so far north so their median value is only five hours anyway. Some of the parts that had the most sun had about 60 hours of sun. Not too shabby in comparison. :-) No wonder Sweden has such a high suicide rate...

A little addition: mythology connection

I guess this explains Fimbulwinter a little more... Ragnarök is upon us!

World reflections

I thought I'd take the time to publish some short reflections on what has happened lately.
  • Never ever honk at a guy with a bumper sticker that reads "Real men smell like gasoline".
  • My car claims it's -45 ºC (-49 ºF) outside. While Sweden is fairly close to the North Pole, in the bigger scheme of things, it's not even freezing temperature here right now...
  • Slash jams with Bill Gates at CES. Really, does any of them have any pride left?
  • Hillary Clinton goes for Change, and Obama for Hope. Currently, Obama is doing very well, although (not really knowing a lot about it) change sounds a lot better than hope to me. Either way, wouldn't it be great for USA to get their first colored or female president?

Best pictures of me in 2007

Totally narcissistic, but looking through the pictures from 2007, I found two of my favorites depicting me. Of course I should have chosen some pictures of me and my family, looking all happy, but I think you will prefer these. I chose them because I find them funny, and most, just unexpected and unusual from all other pictures. :-) A picture of me and Niklas Lindström in Garda A picture of me in a wet suit in Garda

When things stop working, the solution isn’t always obvious

When we develop web sites, we stumble across problems, right? And sometimes, just sometimes, we do learn from them and know what to do next time. At other times, though, the problem is something we never would have expected. I thought I'd share two of these situations where the problem was far from what everyone thought at first.

Incomplete files

About a year ago, working on a web site where we Gzipped the JavaScript files in production, one day I got the message that the interactivity was all messed up on the live web site. I started sifting through the code, and after some initial tests, the problem was that the whole content of the JavaScript files wasn't delivered (for all web browsers, not just the notorious IE Gzip bug). For some reason, they were only parsed about halfway through, and then stopped. The guy responsible for the servers did some intense research (another problem factor was that the servers were stationed abroad). The conclusion he came to was that the heat and hot exhaust air coming from other servers in the rack. This issue was addressed, and as far as I know the problem was gone. This has never been scientifically verified, though no matter what was the actual cause, it was from any of the the usual suspects.

Cleaning

The architect in my current project told me about when he was working at the major airport in Stockholm, Arlanda. One of their systems went down for a while, at the exact same time each morning. It automatically restarted, but that wasn't sufficient, so someone had to manually restart it again. They started thinking that it had to be an outside factor causing this problem every day, so they went to the server room at the time of the usual server outage. Lo and behold, when the clock strikes, a cleaning woman walks in, pulls out the cord for the server, plugs her vacuum cleaner in and starts vacuuming. Once done, she put the server cord back in the outlet again and left. :-)

The moral

Sometimes, things are more FUBAR than you can even begin to fathom. :-)

@media Ajax – Journeys and stories

I'm just back from @media Ajax, which was a great experience! I thought I'd split up my stories in two posts: this one about the journey and social aspects, and the next one about the presentations. This post will be long enough anyway, so get a drink, lean back, and enjoy the ride. :-)

Sunday

Flight and airport

Sunday night I was flying alone to London with SAS, with the destination London City Airport. Emil had already gone to London on Friday, with a special friend, so we had scheduled to met up at our hotel. The flight went very well, except for the landing part, which took forever, and was a bit, eh, wobbly. Apparently, previous to my arrival, there had been a sort of gale blowing for some days so I can imagine flying a plane wasn't great fun. We landed and naturally there was some problem with the getting out of the plane and having somewhere to dock. Luckily, I was sitting pretty close towards the back of the plane and since they opened the back door instead I got out pretty fast. That is, down the stairs straight out into the rain on the tarmac, with basically no clue where to go but following the other drenched people. Security didn't seem to matter that much, since I literally had to run across to the closest building before I got hit by a gargantuan tank truck. Well inside, I walked through seemingly endless corridors before I walked past something that vaguely looked like a conveyor belt where, I guess, baggage could supposedly be put. Instead, I went to take a leak and then kept on walking, 'cause surely that couldn't have been where I was supposed to collect my bag, right? Wrong. Before I knew it, a dazed and confused Robert was standing in the arrival hall, without his bag. I told some staff that I missed my bag and had to get back in to collect it. The reply:

No sir, you can't go in there.

Dammit! So, they had to make a call in for someone to bring out my bag once they had identified it etc. It didn't take that long, though, and then I walked out into the rain to get a cab.

Taxi ride

I think all my life I've seen documentaries that London taxi drivers are the best in the world, basically finding their way anywhere. They have to pass this test called The Knowledge to verify their superhuman skills. With this in mind, I walked up to the taxi stand and to the first cab in line. Seeing it was a female driver made me happy, since I haven't met many women driving a cab. The conversation went like this:

-Hi, I want to go to Comfort Inn Victoria
- I have no idea where that is.
Thinking that the name isn't that explanatory, my stance is "Fair enough" and I say:
- Yeah, ok. The address is 18-24 Belgrave Road.
- I have no idea where that is.
Ok... Getting a bit worried now. She goes:
- But get in and I will find it.

So, I got in, told her the postal code as well, and she entered into her hidden GPS navigator. I also asked if she accepted credit cards. I only got a mumbling back, but assumed that it was an affirmative answer and that of course they take credit cards, this is 2007, right? Yeah, sure... At every red light, I saw her closing her eyes just a tad too long, not making me feel any better. Also, she never really told me about the GPS navigator, so I never got any feedback that she actually had any clue to where we were going. Anyway, I know my way a little in central London and I could tell that she was going in the correct general direction at least. Finally on Belgrave road, she seemed to completely ignore that I had told her the street number of the hotel, so she instead persisted stopping at every house on Belgrave Road before we got to the correct one. Needless to say, naturally we had started in the wrong end of the street, just to make it even more challenging and "adventurous"... We found the hotel, at last, and I gave her my credit card to pay. She looks at me, and sneers that she doesn't accept credit cards, that she told me that before. Therefore, a lot of my £ cash was lost very soon. Left no tip whatsoever, and I soon got out of the cab just to get into the hotel and calm down.

Dinner

I checked into the hotel, met up with Emil and then got settled into my room. My friend Stuart unfortunately couldn't attend the conference, but at least we made plans to meet up and have dinner. He came by the hotel close to 20.30 and we went to this local pizza parlor, who served one funky (as in weird) garlic bread. It was great seeing Stuart again, and after dinner we went on to have ourselves a well-deserved pint of Guinness. Stuart insisted on paying for everything, so I definitely owe him. Luckily, he'll probably never come to Stockholm, so I should be home free. :-)

Fire?

Once back at the hotel, I got to bed and tried to make it comfortable. Almost asleep, the fire alarm just above the bed goes off with a terrible noise, basically throwing me out of bed. Being a guy, I hope it will all go away if I go and take a piss. That only seemed to make things worse, though, hearing the fire alarm going off in every room in the entire hotel. Went back to bed, sure that it was just a malfunction, and hoped it would all stop soon. A picture of my hotel room Lying there for a while, leering towards the door of my room, I start to wonder if the light coming in under the door is a somewhat stronger shade of orange than what is healthy or normal. I decide to call the front desk to check whether there's actually a real fire, or if it's just a technical mishap. A man answers, and sounds a bit stressed, to say the least. He informs me that indeed there's a technical problem with the fire alarm and that they're working on it. Feeling a bit better hearing that, I turn out the lights again, and soon enough the fire alarm is gone. Next morning, I go down to have breakfast, and the fire alarm goes off once again...

Monday

A picture of my @media Ajax badgeAfter going through the pouring rain to the conference (Emil: my shoes are water proof. Perky bastard.), we got there in good time to register and get our goodie bag. Well, rather just a bag. A note pad and a pen isn't really goodies for me... :-)

We got some good seats and watched the conference start. A small personal note here is that it was a problem with the wireless connection, as it always is at conferences. Wireless is great in theory, but it sucks in practice. Ethernet cables to the people! There was great catering so between every second presentation or so, we had the chance to get tea/coffee and something to eat to keep us happy. I'm fairly sure I overdosed on tea during the two conference days... First break the first day, I met up with my good friend Chris Mills and Bruce Lawson, and that fundamentally sick sense of humor really threw me off that early in the morning. Great blokes, though, really.

Meeting people

Being a conference with such a focused main subject, it was bound to draw the best within the field, and to me it was great to finally meet a number of persons in real life, for the first time. To finally talk face to face with Chris Heilmann and Peter-Paul Koch, someone who has thoroughly impressed and influenced me for such a long time (and no doubt every other serious JavaScript developer) with his great work. On the other hand, it was good to meet Marco again after he left Sweden and his Yahoo! colleague Tom Hughes-Croucher (who interviewed everyone but me for Yahoo! TV... :-( ); say hi to Derek and Jeremy Keith once again and also seeing Frances Berriman who, for some unexplainable reason, is nice enough to read my blog now and then (really, Frances, despite your stern "Let's-get-everyone-out-of-the-catering-room-NOW" attitude, I'm sure you can do better than me ;-) ).

The pub

After the first day of presentations, pretty much everyone gathered at a nearby pub with an @media tab to make us even happier, and it was good to have casual talks with a lot of people. I had a chat with John Resig, trying to convince him to take jQuery off the market so I could get some more wind in the sails for DOMAssistant, but he seemed reluctant. Damn those genius CSS selectors... A guy from Finland, Harri (spelling reservation here) also came up to me, telling me that he reads my ramblings and expressed interest in putting together a Geek Meet in Finland. Great idea, and if anyone is interested, let me know and I'll try to get you in touch with each other.

Recognition

Something that really made me happy as a child was the amount of recognition I got during the first day. I mean. sure, I know a few people read my blog, but to know that all the people and their work which I tremendously look up to, actually also know who I am is wonderful! I've worked hard to get decent at what I do, but I still get touched if in any way have helped someone out or just slightly influenced them whatsoever. And really, I'm not a famous name in the web development community. I can't handle people who I don't know who they are coming up to me and saying that they like what I write. So, I usually apologize for having wasted their time, but also humbly thank them for reading.

Japanese dinner

After the pub, me, Bruce Lawson, Jim O'Donnell, Chris Mills and PPK (Peter-Paul Koch) went and had a nice dinner at this hidden-away Japanese place that Bruce knew about. What was truly amazing during the dinner was that at times there were the ugliest word in man's vocabulary flying around, dirty jokes so far below the belt and just general nastiness, and then suddenly the conversation would go into what an impact you will have on children as a teacher, and the situation in Burma and the history which has lead to the current circumstances. A picture of Jim O-Donnell, Bruce Lawson, Chris Mills and PPK outside the Japanese restaurant I truly love people who are so versatile, and don't just act as expected, but instead as real human beings with very different interests. After the dinner, we got back to the first pub where PPK was kind enough to treat us to beers, and then some of us went on to yet another pub. Chris and I were telling each other horrid stories from our past, and really, I'm happy to say that no one other heard the things we were talking about. When we meet, we turn into giggly little school girls, and the secrets we reveal to each other are really meant to be hidden forever from the public eyes and ears. Anyway, Chris was crashing at Jim's place, so being a good friend, I advised them to have a safe word for their upcoming deviant night activities, to make sure no one got harmed... ;-) Also, Bruce's father instincts kicked in when he got a cab for us back to our respective hotels and made sure young little innocent Robert didn't get lost in the streets of dangerous London. Thanks, Bruce!

Tuesday

No rain! I truly think that Tuesday morning was the first (and only) time when it wasn't raining. The everyday weather in London just about matches the worst thinkable fall weather in Sweden. Then we get snow and have a beautiful white landscape. They don't. After another great day of presentations, where I got the chance to personally thank Brendan Eich, the inventor of JavaScript, for coming up with something which I love to work with, and has paid for my extensive travels, a house and two cars, it was time to say good-bye to everyone and go home.

Dinner and taxi ride

Me, Emil and his company on this trip had a dinner at a pub next to our hotel before the taxi ride to the airport. I think I probably had one of the dishes with the most cholesterol in the world. It was a meat platter with fried chicken, onion rings, sausages and, to top it off, garlic bread with slices of bacon on it, and then dipped in melted cheese. We got into the pre-booked taxi to the airport, when I suddenly couldn't find my camera. I convinced the taxi driver to go back to the pub, completely sure that I had dropped it out of my coat pocket there. Emil kept on nagging that I should check my pockets again, and I just wanted to tell him to shut up, when I found the camera in a pocket I (thought I) had already checked. I told the cab driver to never mind, and please take us to Heathrow instead.

Airport security again

Once at the airport, I went through the security check, got my coat and cell phone, went through the passport control and on to the shoe checker machine. When I sat down to untie my shoes, I realized: where's my backpack?! Sure that I must've missed it at the security check, I walked up to the passport officer and told him that I forgot my bag. His reply:

No sir, you can't go in there.

With a distinct feeling of Déjà vu, I waited while he told the long line of people to wait, because he had to go and try to find my backpack. He couldn't find it, though, and eventually I was called over. We then together went to a desk to see if it had been dropped off there and, lo and behold, there it was! Apparently it had gotten stuck in a security screening, so it never got through the X-ray machine at the security check. Seeing no bag there, I obviously completely forgot that I had ever even owned a backpack, and had just kept on walking. Anyway, then a third guy did a manual security check on it, and he somewhat scolded me for forgetting my bag with a precious iPod in it. I could only ashamedly concur. Got the bag, finally, went through passport control again ("Never do that again, sir"), got my shoes checked, and then it was about time for tax-free shopping. I made sure to buy toys for my kids with an English theme, so they will know, one day, where dad actually was.

Meeting the principal

On the airplane, I got to sit alone, since it was so crowded that there weren't three seats available next to each other. Instead I, interestingly, ended up sitting next to the principal of the Swedish School in London In Swedish and we had a good conversation. I asked him about statistics of Swedes living in London, and found out that officially there are over 50 000 Swedes resident in London. I'm pretty sure you can almost double that figure to get a correct number. Airplane trivia: an air plane is always slightly slanting, in case you haven't noticed, so if you drop your water bottle in the aisle (completely hypothetical, of course), it will roll all the way back to the back of the entire plane. Just so you know.

Taxi ride in Sweden

Once at Arlanda airport in Sweden, I got a taxi to go home. Me and the driver, who was originally from Iran, got into such an interesting conversation about his country of origin, that when we got to my house, we sat in the car and kept on talking probably as long as the cab ride was. Eventually we got out of the car, got my bags, and we actually shook hands and hoped we would run into each other some day in the future. How often has that happened to you? And, oh, this taxi accepted credit card payments...

Epilogue

The last days have been truly fantastic, and coming home late last night, I had a hard time falling asleep. First, I was so happy about all the interesting people I have run into in such a short amount of time, and then extremely happy to see my my beloved family again. The moral to all this is: talk to everyone you met! You never know when it will be the conversation that changes your life.

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Twisted Sister live at Solnahallen/Stockholm November 14th 2007

As you might have noticed, I love going to concerts and experiencing live music in general. Yesterday was a special night for me, seeing the band which was the first major rock concert I ever attended, play again in Sweden. In 1986, 12 years old, I went to see Twisted Sister play at Isstadion in Stockholm. I remember that outside of the arena we haggled down the price for two scarves from 40 SEK down to 50 SEK for two. I tied it around my head like a bandana, and there I was, eager like never before and filled up with anticipation. I might have had glasses that were slightly too big for me, and perhaps I didn't look all that cool, but it didn't really matter. I was happy! :-) 21 years later, I get the chance to see Twisted Sister play once again on Swedish soil. Many mixed emotions: 21 years since last time, I'm ancient! And in that case, how old must they be?! How will it sound? Will I be disappointed and perhaps ruin a good memory, or will it be a wonderful trip down memory lane? Lucky to say, it was the latter and I had a great, great time!

The band

Nowadays, Twisted Sister play very few gigs, and according to the band themselves yesterday, they have only played 55 gigs in the latest five year, since they reunited. Last night was only their fifth gig in a row, and I believe they will be going home to the US after this. I have to say that I'm amazed that it basically sounds the same like it did back in the day (meaning the 80s)! Maybe they're not the tightest band on the planet, but if they had more road time, I'm sure that wouldn't be a problem. Another thing that hit me, and especially opposed to some other reunited bands I've seen, Twisted Sister seemed to seriously enjoy themselves, and the sheer happiness and enthusiasm the band radiated was fantastic! TO me it seemed they were exuberant. Not everyone must be dead serious all the time, but instead just focus on having fun. Something more people definitely should focus on.

Their outfits

Basically, they were wearing the same clothes like they did during the Stay Hungry-era, and they wore identical make-up as well. If you didn't get too close, you could actually imagine that you were back in 1986, seeing a great and entertaining band. Their physical appearances have changed a little since 20 years ago, but not any major chances (except for a wig on one of them, that is).

Dee Snider

Dee blew me away yesterday! The energy he has, constantly giving everything he has, was outstanding. His crowd interaction, anecdotes and talks were very funny and amusing, and I must say that he's a fantastic front man! I'm sure he has also influenced a lot of the best front men we see today.

Music unifies

What struck me the most yesterday was that everyone, both the band and the audience, were so happy! The crowd, to say the least, was very mixed with people who would probably never even talk to each other under normal circumstances. But once the music started, everyone was delighted, smiling and feeling a togetherness which is very rare to see. I was a touched by feeling so good, and also to share this nostalgic moment with all these other people, who it apparently meant a great deal for too. If ever get the chance to see Twisted Sister live, and these moments are rare, make sure not to miss out on it!

Again?

There are few concerts where I'd say, the day after, that I'd love to go see the same show that night again. But yesterday is without a doubt something I would love to relive tonight again! However, this evening is dedicated to explaining to my daughters why I, last night, would rather go see men with make-up dancing on a stage, than spending time with them instead... Oh well, I just guess I'm an SMF at times. :-)

IKEA – the home of break-ups

IKEA, one of the things that Sweden is most well-known for (except for hot blondes and shady movies produced some decades ago...), is so popular (read: at least well-visited) here in Sweden that you cannot believe. During this summer, I made a lot of consecutive visits to IKEA. We bought a bed and a set of drawers, since we made some heavy furnishing alterations at home. My dear Fredrika loves IKEA; I don't. Or rather, I have to say that overall IKEA is a well-working company with very competitive products and prices, and the staff, especially the ones handling returns and broken items, are very professional. But I'm not just that much into finding cheap items which I don't really need, just because it won't cost me as much as the same items, designed, would. It's about the same as if I would buy an Acer laptop only since the price is very low. I just don't want the crap. The result of IKEA's pricing and vast range of products is that Swedes (and I guess people in other countries too) make pilgrimage travel to the stores in evenings, and especially weekends, to make some bargains. For people without cars, there are a number of buss-loads of soon-to-be customers dropped off at the entrance each and every day, and they are more excited than people going to, for instance, concerts. Lots of people + lots of families + lots of tired, bored kids doesn't result in the most optimal place and environment to spend your time. People start arguing, kids behave the way adults really want to behave under such circumstances, but are too polite to do, and it is general chaos and mayhem (more or less). When I was at IKEA for the third day in a row to exchange products, I couldn't help but asking the guy at the cashier:

Excuse me, but how many children do you hear crying every day?

He looked at me with his very tired eyes (although he was probably only 21 years of age, or so), sighed and replied:

Well, in the morning there are some, and then it grows quiet. For a while. But then it becomes a sort of crescendo of crying in the evening! I really don't know where to go or how to stay sane, just because of the enormous sound wall.

I smiled, payed for my stuff, and went out into the fresh air. Having spent some recent intensive time at IKEA, I was sure it is also the home of break-ups.

Interesting Google rankings

I thought it would be interesting to give some examples of how some terms, from my posts, are ranked in Google; both funny and more serious ones. It seems like I know How to get a good search engine ranking. :-) It should be mentioned that these rankings are at the time of writing this post, and that they will definitely change over time; some for good, others for bad. Also, none of the searches are performed using quotes. So, lets start the self indulgence...

Beneficial search engine rankings

Term Google Ranking No. of results
getElementsByClassName 1 372 000
good search engine ranking 2 8 760 000
ajax javascript 4 66 400 000
ajax slideshow 5 3 370 000
javascript photo gallery 5 11 100 000

Funny or personal post rankings

Term Google Ranking No. of results
being negative 1 121 000 000
afraid of dying 1 2 000 000
hippo racing 1 895 000
bob dylan gig 3 1 440 000
winter womit 3 1 270 000
There are actually many more to share, but I thought I'd limit myself to ten phrases this time. Maybe I'll write a follow-up one day. :-)

Web nerd accessibility humor

Yesterday, me and Mr. Stenström took the car to a nearby mall to have some lunch. Once we got there, the parking lot was filled to the brim with cars. We circled around, trying to find a spot so we didn't have to walk for half an hour to the lunch place. Suddenly we found an opening; only downside was that it was reserved for people with a handicap. I just saw a guy with crutches then and jokingly said that we should take them and out them in the window of the car, to be eligible to park in handicap spot. Then Emil totally topped it with some good web nerd humor:

We should put a copy of WCAG in the window, that should be sufficient.

If you don't get this joke, lucky you. We web dev geeks love internal humor... :-)

Two useful phrases

Just recently I've noticed two phrases that can really come in handy when working with other people.

Random

Listening more closely to the dialog in Scrubs, I've observed that Dr. Kelso always addresses the people around him with:

You, random nurse.

I just have to use that in my projects:

Hey you, random Project Manager. Go buy some snacks...

Don't let the door...

Watching the movie Knocked Up, which isn't really an outstanding movie (except for the very hot leading actress), I learnt a great phase to annoy men who think they are very macho and manly:
Don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out.
This is a wonderful and efficient way to provoke someone, if you find that they deserve it!

A weekend and a Monday

This post might be a bit direct, or too open about my life, so refrain from reading if you don't want to know (or else you might stop reading what I write altogether). Or maybe it just seems plain boring, and I totally understand you; it does get funnier at the end, though. If you're not discouraged yet, allow me to describe my last three days.

Saturday

Sleeping in. Fredrika got up with the children to give them breakfast and I slept about two extra hours. Soon realized that we had to start to take in everything in our yard before it gets too cold. Not surprised at all, it was an extremely windy day with occasional rain drops, so after some time I couldn't feel my fingers. Got in, showered, and got ready for the evening.

Evening

Birthday party for a vigorous 82-year old. I was doing a little dance for Emilia, not thinking that everybody else could see me from the dinner table. The birthday "boy" (man) looked at me said that it was the first time he had ever seen me dance. Oh, I knew I should've used my best moves...

Night

Had sex with (or made love to; it's all in the eye of the beholder) Fredrika. When you have small kids, this is usually a fairly rare occasion, so you want it to be special. Midway I got a sudden cramp from the area where I have my scar after the surgery when I had my appendix removed, something which has plagued me the last three years on and off. Got up, tried to stretch it away, which always succeeds. More sweet loving, followed by sleep.

Sunday

Got up early with Emilia and Filippa (naturally, they almost always wake up one hour earlier in the morning when it's my turn). Today we were having old friends to my family as guests, so until lunch time, it was cleaning, hiding all extra stuff one seems to have, cleaning the sewage well in the bathroom since it was full of hair (and really, given that I'm about the only person in our house with virtually no hair on the head, this is not fair). Trying to make a house's interior look like actual organized adults live there, although you have two small children, is no small feat. Especially not if the children are around, doing counter-strikes to your every move. And, of course, you can't yell at the children for playing, so you have to be pedagogical as hell and a the same time try to bring some order to the chaos. Lunch went great, long into the afternoon. We then visited our neighbors, who have just moved to a new house in a new area nearby, and then went home for dinner and bedtime for the kids. I put Filippa to bed, and walked into the kitchen to get a glass of water. Suddenly I felt some real hot water dripping on my foot. The dishwasher was leaking... Fredrika put Emilia to bed and I put about one hour's work into basically everything you can do to a dishwasher that is legal in Sweden, but to no avail. And seriously, why does any sediment smell like it has arisen from the pits of doom? It is impossible to clean every area unless you have fingers small as a match (which leads me to think that they are designed for children to work with, which is a terrible thought), so how come the decomposing is so vicious? Anyway, gave up for the night, watched a little TV and then went to bed.

Monday

Had an important planning day, 8 hours, at a client's place, starting at nine. Overslept, since Emilia wake up a bit late. Maybe I should start setting an alarm clock again; till now I've only set the kids... Had breakfast together with Emilia, and hurried into the shower. Got out. Naked. My mother in law had come by, of course. Luckily Fredrika had put my clothes in the bathroom when she did, so I didn't have to flash myself for her (this time, that is). Got into the car and drove off. A very loud beep caught my attention, signaling that I was almost out of gas. Decided to go for it anyway. Realized after a while that I had forgotten everything but my computer. Went home, got the cell phone and the rest, and went off again. Lots of traffic. Got to the customer, with mere drips of gas left, and of course the spot where I usually park was taken. Went away a bit and parked in an illegal spot. Ran into the office and made it in time with about one minute to spare. A whole day full of meetings, and at three I go to the bathroom. Did my business and pushed the liquid soap dispenser to wash my hands. The nozzle came off and soap started pouring down onto the sink and the floor. With slippery soapy hands I tried to reconstruct the dispenser as I think it should be set up, and finally the downpour stopped. Wiped off the sink and went back to the meeting. At a slow moment I looked over to the wall in the conference room and saw a plaque reading:

Max seven people allowed at the same time in this room.

Needless to say, our count was higher than that, so the complete lack of oxygen in my body got its explanation.

 

So, that was my last three days. Have you had a nice weekend?

Choose your screen saver wisely

Today was my fifth day consulting at a customer's place, where I'm working side by side with Emil, and something unexpected happen. I had downloaded some of my travel pictures to have as a nice screen saver on my computer while it's locked. I had a meeting to attend, so I activated the screen saver and went off to the conference room. When I came back Emil tilted his head gave me a weird disapproving look, and he uttered a small (begging) request:
You really should look over your screen saver images...
Apparently, it turned out, that amongst 1200 or so of travel pics, naturally the one where I'm naked showed up and was displayed on my nice 17-inch glossy laptop screen, for everyone's eyes... Sometimes I'm amazed that I can keep a job. :-)

 

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Mötley Crüe in Stockholm, June 5th 2007

Last night I went to see Mötley Crüe play at the Globe arena in Stockholm (even if you don't like Mötley Crüe, read on, it might be entertaining anyway :-) ). Way back, in the 80s and maybe early 90s they had some good material, but after that it has pretty much been uninteresting. But, they've managed to live on their old stuff (Shout at the Devil etc) and their attitude and media coverage, and then especially Tommy Lee. Let me share how yesterday was for me:

Getting there

Since I live in a suburb north of Stockholm, I decided to take my car there to easier get home after the gig. Besides, I didn't have any plans on drinking so it felt like a good choice. However, what I had missed was that yesterday was the day before a holiday (June 6th, the Swedish National Day), and everyone was going with their cars to their country homes to desperately stay away from home for one day. It was also a very warm day yesterday, around 27 degrees Celsius/81 degrees Fahrenheit, traffic jams like you would never believe, cars overheating, road work, you name it. I was stuck in our car with no air condition, and I had to have the windows up or I would've died from exhaust fumes. So, basically, I was in my sauna (sorry, I meant to type 'car' but my recollections forced me to choose another word) constantly drinking water from a 1½ litre bottle.

Almost there...

All in all, it took me 2 hours (!) to manage to get the about 40 kilometers/25 miles to the arena. I parked my car and started to run towards the Globe arena, making just a short pit stop at a huge tree to pee out all the water I had drunk. When I was running there, sporting a Metallica t-shirt and my bottle with an unidentifiable transparent liquid in it, lots of rockers hailed me for, as they saw it, running with some home-brewn booze or something. With all those encouraging cheers, hell, one guy even saluted me, I really couldn't bare revealing the truth for them: this old man needs water to make it through a rock concert.

What's the rush?

By now you have probably started wondering why I was in such a rush. The thing is, I just love to go crazy in the mosh pit, getting as close to the stage as possible and seeing the musicians faces close up. As probably most people, I have a lot of steam to occasionally let loose, so what better way than to do it in a happily manner? So, to be able to get within the front enclosure closest to the stage, one has to invest a couple of hours waiting outside the arena before they open the doors. Luckily, my brother Martin, who I was going with, had been waiting there for about an hour when I finally got there.

Just one more thing

At about 18.00, they could open the doors anytime now, I ran up to Martin, left him my (now super-cool drinking binge) bottle, and continued to run to finish two more things that had to be done. The first one was to cash in a couple of ZZ Top tickets for their now cancelled Stockholm gig in July (I wouldn't want them on me in the mosh pit; besides, I figured I would have had plenty of time to do it before the concert), the other was to grab something to eat at McDonalds for martin and me, to be able to make it through the evening. Got into the ticket place, where they naturally couldn't get their ticket machine to accept the not-laser-precision-super-flat tickets... She had to make a call to the office to verify that it was ok, and I asked her if I could run and get some burgers while i was waiting. She said yes. Got into McDonalds, bought the burgers (after the cashier initially mistakenly registered 1 Big Mac and 8 (!) cheeseburgers), and ran back to the ticket place. Just in time, as she got the information she needed, so she could give me the money for the tickets. Grabbed them, and ran back to Martin.

Standing in line

Got to Martin, and apparently a guy had just gotten up from the ground and thrown up, just before I came running with my burger bag. Luckily, I didn't get that visual, and the pile of vomit was lying sufficiently far away so while I could see it, at Ieast I didn't have to smell it. Normally, at concerts there's always a number of people who are drunk, but I have to say that a vast majority seemed to be that in this line. We ate our burgers, and actually got to wait about 30 minutes more before they finally opened the door. Once inside the doors, the poor state of the ticket machines alternatively the drunken state of the attendees to the gig, resulted in that it took ages to get in, since about every second person couldn't get the ticket machines to accept their tickets (I was one of them, but I completely blame the guy who was in front of me harassing the machine...). This was about the time where Martin, 6 years younger than me, turned to me and said:

Man, all the kids here are about half my age. I couldn't even begin to imagine what it must fell like for you.

Thanks, Martin, rub it in. I'm only 32 (going on 33), ok?

In the arena

Finally, we were inside and got down the stairs to the floor. We showed our tickets to one of the security guards, and once past that I saw that the entrance to the front enclosure was still open, so I decided to make a run for it. Apparently this was a bad move, since a screech that sounded like it came right out of hell, ringing in my ears, vaguely articulated the words:

"WALK! DON'T RUN!"

These words were accompanied by a frantic security guard, in her all-time-best state of frenzy, who literally clawed after me as she uttered that scream. Naturally, my running came to a halt, while I half-eagerly, half-shocked, eyed the Medusa woman who I apparently had offended so badly. Really, if you take a look at me and the other people who were there, you would probably decide that I would probably the least harmful guy in the entire place (although I'm not :-) ). Anyway, I walked to the front enclosure, with Martin just behind me, and we got in. Mission accomplished.

Opening act: Papa Roach

I've never really listened to Papa Roach, but I have to say that their ambitious attitude and genuine will to entertain the crowd won me over. The beginning of their set was good, the middle so-so, and the ending good. But, most notably, they were constantly giving all they had. Most of the crowd seemed to like them, or at least think they were decent, and this is probably partly out of gratitude, since most opening acts tend to suck. Hard. So, kudos to Papa Roach is all I can say.

Mötley Crüe

Just after 21.00 Mötley got on stage. They opened with Dr. Feelgood followed by Shout at the Devil, so the place went wild! Soon after that they had also gone through Home Sweet Home, Looks That Kill, Wild Side and Primal Scream. The crowd was mostly nuts all the time and ecstatic to see their idols. Sadly to say, that feeling didn't seem mutual. First of all, I could hardly hear Vince Neil sing at all (except for the fact that he has gotten porky as well). Second, since at a concert it might be hard to distinguish every tone, I soon realized how much alike their different songs sound. It was all a mash-up of similar riffs. Got to give Mick Mars the benefit of coolness factor, though. Sure, he had some white make-up in his face, but with his hair, his hat, his look, it looked like Death himself had walked into the room. I had hoped for a dazzling scene show as well, and granted, they had a lot of pyro effects, small fireworks and explosions going off about every minute. I'm definitely a sucker for all of that, but it was so often, and not alternated in any way, I soon got sick of it. It seemed so blatantly obvious that instead of delivering musically, or by at least varying the effects, they just kept on, and on, and on, with the same effects.

Other things

Also, at concerts, there are always interesting things to note: for instance, there's always one guy in the audience at every gig, shouting out replies to what the singer is saying or singing. Kind of like a heckler at a standup comedy event, but with a very positive attitude about what's going on on stage. Another thing was the big buff guy standing in front of Martin. He was very happy and enthusiastic about the music and the show, although he seemed afraid of loud bangs, so he would violently flinch every time one of the numerous explosions took place on stage. Thoroughly entertaining. :-)

Conclusion

Overall, Mötley seemed uninspired, and it definitely showed when they got off the stage after only an hour and a half, with no encore whatsoever. Grade-wise, I'd maybe give it a 3 with 5 being the best, because it was still ok. I just think I was disappointed since it didn't meet my expectations. Also, it's a bit of a thumb in the eye with such a short set and no encores, knowing that Tommy Lee had a planned after-party where he had the strength to be a DJ and keep on going all night. It would be nice to share at least some of that time and those efforts with the paying fans. My verdict is that it is worth seeing Mötley Crüe, anno 2007, live if you haven't before (I had once, in New York in 2000). But if you have, you're way better off putting on the Shout at the Devil record while reading The Dirt.

The Fucked. store is open – write a slogan to win merchandise

For those of you who don't know it, I have a somewhat Jekyll/Hyde side to me, and part of the results from that is the web site Fucked. that I run with some friends. It basically consists of serious topics about what's wrong in the world, mixed with just plain fun fucked-up stuff, and when I have the time, it's a place for me to ventilate or share hilarious things. And now, finally, the Fucked. store is here, sporting the great logo (not designed by me)! But that's not all, you can write a slogan and win some cool merchandise! So, please, take part in the contest, and if you haven't been there before, I hope you enjoy the Fucked. web site. :-)

Henry Rollins in Stockholm, May 2007

Yesterday, a gloomy and rainy day in Stockholm, and with the suburb train situation messed up, I felt generally depressed. How to feel better? With some humor and aggression, of course, and what better way to find that than watching Henry Rollins in Stockholm! Actually, sitting on the train, which was way late, I browsed through one of the free morning papers handed out everywhere. I turned the page and, lo and behold, Henry Rollins was making a spoken word performance in Stockholm the very same evening! Cursing myself for missing this, I called my brother and asked if he could get some tickets online, but apparently there were only available at convenience store resellers, since it was the same day as the event. I went by one on my way to work (in the puring rain), and yes, they had two tickets left! I've seen Henry perform two times before, in Stockholm 2001 at Göta Lejon and in 2005 in Rival, both times outstanding. I also had the luck of actually meeting him and talking a little at SXSW in Austin in 2006, so I really didn't want to miss this evening. A picture of Henry Rollins in Austin

The show

I think Henry was in good form, and he always performs these killer sets that get close to three hours long. This time, in the same Venue as last time, Rival, he did an encore, which I haven't seen before. Lots of good stuff in it, by then he was all worked up and excited. Overall, the show was good, but it also felt different to the previous ones I've been to. He was actually less serious this time, and he had completely new ideas and schemes; I love it when performers evolve! However, and this might probably offend Henry to no liking: he actually seemed happy. He was smiling and the tone in his stories was generally more positive, no matter how hard the punchlines were. In some weird way, it felt like he has fallen in love. But fret not! The show was still filled with aggression and disliking for various things in our world that are fucked up, so we definitely got our well-needed dose of rants. How I felt after? Much better, thank you very much! :-)

My first web site

I don't know how many of you who can actually do this, but for fun, I've kept the first web site I ever built online, and now I want to share it with you! It was made in 1998 and it consists of general information about Australia, after I spent two months there. I called it Ozpage In Swedish, and it was my first attempts at HTML, CSS, Photoshop and Flash. I'm still pretty happy about that map image, though. :-) A picture of the Ozpage web site On the other hand, this Flash movie (direct link to SWF movie) is fantastic! So, enjoy! Really! :-D

 

PS. Is your first work available online? DS.