Fuck IE gently

Last Friday, I was looking forward to go home after a long work week. Alas, I got held at the office all Friday night, due to one little thing: Internet Explorer, once again bugging out (IE 7 in this case).

And since IE once again managed to destroy my personal life, I thought I’d dedicate a little song to it (this is a web developer’s adaptation of Tenacious D’s Fuck Her Gently):

This is a song for the developers
But managers, listen closely

You don’t always have to fuck IE hard
In fact sometimes that’s not right, to do
Sometimes you’ve got to make some love
And fuckin’ give it some hasLayout too
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Sometimes you got to say “Please…”
Sometimes you got to say “Hey…”

I’m gonna fuck you, softly
I’m gonna screw you gently
I’m gonna hump you, sweetly
I’m gonna ball you discreetly

And then you say “Hey I brought you CSS”
And then you say “Wait a minute, IE”
“I think I got somethin’ in my code, could you lay it out for me?”
That’s fuckin’ team work!

What’s your favorite position? Relative?
That’s cool with me
It’s not my favorite but I’ll do it for you
What’s your favorite coding tool? Visual Studio?
I’m not gonna use it
But I’ll order it from Microsoft

And then I’m gonna love you completely
And then I fuckin’ fuck you discreetly
And then I fuckin’ bone you completely
But then I’m gonna fuck you haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!


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